My eyes! My eyes! They are bleeding!

Seriously, why do the vast majority of IF terps insist on hideous color schemes, line lengths that border on criminal, and zero (!) pixel margins.

Would you read a book the size of a newspaper that was printed with glow-in-the-dark ink on bright blue plastic, set in Times 10 with lines that stretch from one edge to the other? I didn't think so. Then why do you put up with some of these?

Fortunately, however, some are actually pretty good:

Now go look at what Gargoyle can do for you.